The Proof

"Mommamama" might have been the first spoken word... but it only counts when you get it on camera. And so, friends, I give you... "Da-Da". Forgive the shaky video. :-)

Gettin' 'em started early...

My dad has been hinting for a while that he wanted to take Morenna for her first ride on a 4-wheeler. Until recently, my answer was an adamant "NO!". But for whatever reason - perhaps the fact that I wholeheartedly trust my Dad? - I gave in and let him take her for a ride. I completely expected the typical Morenna breakdown that occurs anytime she's around loud noises, people she doesn't know, things she doesn't like, etc. But I was pleasantly surprised that she took it all in stride and even gave a brief smile at the end. I guess she trusts her G-Daddy, too. :-)

This video is a little blurry and there's no sound (I need a new camera!), but at least you can get the gist of the event.

PS: Naked content disclaimer - It was a really hot day and Morenna had spit up all over her clothes, so I just gave up. :-)

Dinner with the Schwartz's

Pork Chops with Cranberry Pear Sauce... a la Schwartz!

3-5 medium thick-sliced pork chops
salt/pepper/garlic powder
2 T. butter, divided
2 T. apple juice
1 T. lemon juice
2 t. honey
2 T. dried cranberries
1 red pear
1 t. cinnamon
1/4 t. cloves

Melt 1 1/2 T of butter in a medium skillet over high heat. Generously coat pork chops (both sides) with sea salt, pepper and garlic powder and place into skillet. Allow to fry until browned. Turn and cover. Meanwhile, mix apple juice, lemon juice, honey and cranberries in a small saucepan and allow to soak for 5 minutes. Thinly slice pear. Add to cranberry mixture along with remaining butter, cinnamon and cloves. Cover. Bring to boil and cook until slightly thickened. Uncover pork chops and allow to fry in juices for another 5 minutes. Remove and top with sauce.

Image courtesy of www.wholefoodsmarket.com

Our Day (By Morenna, and by proxy, Mommy)

Our day included getting up at 6:45 for no apparent reason...

Our day included a mega trip to Harris Teeter for triple coupon days where we passed the time trying to overcome the hiccups without crying too loudly...

Our day included one 10-minute morning nap that was prematurely ended by the trash truck...

Our day included three poopy diapers...

Our day included ruining clothes four different times, though not by said poopy diapers...

Our day included one 10-minute afternoon nap that was prematurely ended by the recycling truck (no offense guys, but could you please keep a twenty-mile radius from our house during sleeping and non-sleeping hours? Otherwise you will have a bad case of Mommy-Rage)...

Our day included more than two clocked hours in the rocking chair and two Andy Griffith Shows trying to induce sleep...

Our day included petitioning Daddy to skip class to rescue us from the brink of sleep-deprivation insanity...

Our day... still continues.

But sleep must come sometime, right?